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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!
Rick Grimes!!!!
VERSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
EDWARD RICHTOFEN!
BEGIN!
Rick-
So I hear you're the one that caused all these walkers
Creeping up on my peeps at night: call 'em stalkers
Theres no perkacolas in Atlanta
So you'll have to do with Fanta
And whatever Glenn bring home
He's like our Asian Santa
You're just a freak, borderline lack of sanity
I'll beat you like the Governer: shatter your vanity
I'd suggest running for cover
My only son killed his mother
I'm a badass and there's no other
No reviving you this time- bummer.
I don't need Jugg, naw I just need my revolver
I don't nee
Let it go - Spectacular six style for Once-Ler
Hiccup: I'm Hiccup, and I'm old.
I lived alone for so long
and you helped me belong
So I say let it go.

Jack Frost: You know me, I'm Jack,
Hicc, me and you made this pack,
And we really want you back
So I say let it go.

Rapunzel: Let it go
Let it go
You can easily move on.
Spirit of Nature, yes, you are,
Look, you came so far,
So start living your dream, pal
And just let it go!

Mavis: My name's Mavy and I'm a vamp!
You said I'm the first one who touched your heart,
And if you still want me there that night,
You need to let it go.

Merida: I'm Merida, and my rhymes are not the best,
But for you I'll rhyme like the rest,
And you easily passe
I punched you in the face (And you broke my arm)Chorus:
I punched you in the face
   I know it hurt
   Cause I punched you in the face
   And you broke my arm

Verses: We were walking in the park
It was very, very dark
You told my mom, you nark
I’ll ship you off on Noah’s ark
And you’ll stand out stark
As the dog will bark
And wake me in the dark
And I’ll be so mad

Chorus: So I’ll punch you in the face
You’ll say “Why did you do that?”
Cause I punched you in the face
And you broke my arm

Verses: I sat down in my chair
And I noticed your hair
It gave me such a scare
So I ran back to my lair
But you got me in this snare
But I
NickYou may often wonder
"Why do I put up with Nick?"
As you sit down to ponder
You realize his words have no kick

Who is he and how did he come?
Why must he continue to talk?
You question where is he from
And why he goes where none will walk

Surely, he must be mad
No student talks this loud
It is rather sad
The way he gets on your cloud

Still, he is unrepentant
All you know is the cold, hard truth
Like death or taxes, he is constant
It shall continue, even when he loses his youth
Mad world mirror pool
All around me are familiar ponies
All so crazy, all so crazy
Started out with just my good intentions
getting nowhere, getting nowhere

Ponyville is filling up with laughter
a disaster, a disaster
Dunk my head into a pool of mirrors
getting nearer, getting nearer

And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
The copies I created, are far more than I had planned
I don't know how to tell you, don't think you'll understand
When pinkies run in numbers its a very, very
Mad world, mad world

All I sought was to have fun with my friends
Now its crazy, now its crazy
haven't got a clue, how to make amends
watch the paint dry, watch
Piosenka o rzeczach c:Alleluja, bekon pada z drzew,
wkoło się rozchodzi kartoflany śpiew
tańczmy wszyscy, skaczmy cieszmy się
bo księżniczka Winda ciastem dzieli się
kupiliśmy budyń z czarnych lam,
i posmarowaliśmy kanapki wam
ale gdyby cegłą rozgnieść je,
spłonęły by w piekle, i skończyło się .3.
The Zombie SongHere's a zombie
There's a zombie
And another little zombie
Dancing zombie
Snorkel zombie
Zombie zombie plant

Zombie zombie
Conehead zombie
Ducky, digger, pogo zombie
Zombie zombie bungee zombie
Zombie zombie plant

Zombies in the garden
Zombies on the lawn
But I need a sunflower
Defending by the pawn
Zombies coming in my house
Think I've lost my brain
Now I'm a zombie too
I'm in so much pain

Have you ever seen a zombie,
Shoot a zombie
With a zombie
Zombie's zombie
Eat a zombie
Zombie zombie plant

What's a zombie
That's a zombie
Abercrombie
Moaning zombie
Bucket on a zombie
Yeti
Zombie zombie plant

We've stopped the zombies
They've halted
Queen National AnthemQueen National Anthem

I'm missing Bargin Hunt
What shall i have for lunch
Maybe some chips
do do do do

Who would I rather be
SpongeBob or Mr T
I want a butler space monkey
cause I'm the QUEEN!!

*applause*
Drunken Queen RapDrunken Queen Rap

Starring, Written, Directed and Rapped by Russell Howard

*Speaking* Let's get wankered!!!!

"Hellooooo, I own all the swans in England. Lets have a singsong"

*Raps*
I wanna stop, collaborate and listen.
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Pull like a hawk come daily and nightly

Will it ever stop. Yo I don't know
Turn on the flow and I'll go
To the extreme
I wannna rap like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

Dance when you're feeling dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
If you got a problem yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ
The Dangerous DamselLocked in that tower
For all those years
I felt without power
Everyday with tears

Waiting for my hero
I waited day and night
While the dragon down below
Filled my heart with fright

I could feel him on his way
I just knew he'd be there
Just a matter of days
I was in so much despair

With years passing and no knight
I began to lose hope and heart
That is until one night
I decided to play a different part

I wasn't going to wait any longer
But that dragon was fierce
I had to get much stronger
The dragon's hear I had to pierce

From a fallen old soldier
I borrowed his armor and sword
This battle would soon be over
I crept down without a word

I
Maniacal Laughter SongManiacal Laughter Song

Ha ha ha ha ha !
ho ho ho ho ho ho!
he he he hee!
tee hee!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
hohohohoho!
hahahahaaahaaahhaahaahahah!

hee hee hee!
ha ha ha !

haha!
haha he ho !
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
mwahhhaaahhhahahahahhahahahhhahahahahaahh!

ha ha ha !
Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
hahhahahahahaha!

hah hah !
Yahhhhhhhhhh hahhahahahahahaha!
mwahhhaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahah!
buachahaahahahahahahahahaha!

yeakkkkkhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahhhhhhh tee hee he!
hohohohohohohohohoohohohohohohohoh!
hahhahahahahhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
mmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa!
aha a
Dad I want you to knowDad I want you to know that I'll always still love you and even when your mad I'll still want to hug you.
You've come quite far in your 50 or so years, from drunkard to Christian overcoming my fears.

And in all of that time not ever did once, I ever say I hate you or that you're a dunce;
for though you were rude and nasty and mean and a pain in the ass like I've never quite seen, you've raised a great son who still loves his dad,
though all of the good and through all of the bad.
I love you dad, keep on being awesome.
I'm John (Tik Tok parody)Wake up in the morning feelin’ like a prankster,
Got my glasses and disguise on, I’d say I’m gangster,
And before I know it, soon I’ll be fightin’ Jack,
And when I put this game in, I ain’t coming back,
I’m talkin’ salamanders with no clothes, clothes,
Windy pipes movin’ notes, notes,
Talkin’ to grim dark Rose, Rose
I’m talkin’ to Dave and him copies,
Terezi tried to kill me? Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah pleeeeaaaaasssseeee.
I’m John, I can fly,
Even though many times I’ve died,
But that’s ok, its just the game,
Even though every deaths the same,
There’s a knife, being stabbed at me through the back, or,
EX-PLO-SIONS SIONS, EX-PLO-SIONS
Ain’t got a care in the world unless I’m with the Seer,
She’s just talkin’ about the future like it’s already here,
And now the imps are lining up, wanna defeat me,
But I’m the Heir of Breath, so it wont be easy,
I’m talkin
Things you Might Find in a Black HoleThings you might find in a black hole

Strange plants and fungi that glow
a space probe covered in slime
an astronaut and an alien play poker
to while away the time

Comet remains scattered like pebbles
and the red and white remnants of stars
a hunk of dead moon lies adjacent
to a gas cloud that came in from Mars

Nebulae and neutrinos shed light
on a lost world's icy dust rings
Nearby in a pool of dark matter
stand terrible tentacles things

Quasars, Ice, Meteors, Rockets
These are just some of the things
you might find in a black hole
jellbarstrata bad hell of holes in other holes I squeamish shows of blondewig trigger bleating unfeeding these researchers of labs and coats the storebought itself well cruel devices right wrongs I sing scrunchy underpinnings of rat caustic flat thingthing brain tssking at utterbrain the strongman shrivels up hear me now I’m blinking these rings such slobby robbery else why the crack static as I saw sledding redness or brothers blast fastly skid riddance long thoughts of movement with warnings galore but not the trade-off, no tasties bless you achoo the cool thirst. of jetfumes crooked
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Arash - Arash xD

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*biorę mikrofon, obok mnie staje Ryu*
Ja:   Dzień dobry, dzisiaj zaśpiewamy piosenkę zatytułowaną Arash. Ryu: Bawcie się dobrze!


Ja:
Arash ma nowy dezodorant
Bo ktoś mu ukradł Fa dezodorant.
Araaash! Ja już złodzieja znam!
Zabierzmy mu twój dezodorant!

*muzyczka w tle, na scenę wychodzi Horo w za małej sukienczynie, za nim kulają się Hao, Yoh i Lyserg :XD: tańczą*

Ryu:
Co za cham jak można było mii
zajebaaać dezdodoor!
Zabrali mi i to tak, że nie w porę.
Zapewne to były jakieś bachory co ja je znam!
Bez niego pocę się jak wół albo nawet dwa!

Ja: (Refren)
Ojej ojej znachorze!
Niech znachor nam pomoże!
Arash się poci jak wół, a nawet dwa!
Ojej ojej znachorze!
Pomogłeś jemu w porę.
Arasha zapach to coś jak zapach psa!

Ryu:
Jestem teraz fajny jak sam Hubert*!
Chciałabyś taka być, lecz ty jesteś bachorem!
Zmień sobie fryz jak stara się zgodzi
Oj mamo, proszę cię, nie bądź Żydeeem!

(Refren)
Ojej ojej znachorze!
Niech znachor nam pomoże!
Arash się poci jak wół, a nawet dwa!
Ojej ojej znachorze!
Pomogłeś jemu w porę.
Arasha zapach to coś jak zapach psa!

*teraz fikołki w powietrzu, Yoh się wyjebał na Hao, Horo wszystkich zamroził i chce zjeść jako deser, a Lyserg śpiewa:*

OOOOO! OOOOOO! OOOOOOO! HOOOOOO! OOOOOO!

*wchodzi Anna, zaczyna jodłować*

UUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAUUUUUUOOOOOUUAAAAOOOOOOOIIEEEE

(Refren śpiewany trzy razy)
Ojej ojej znachorze!
Niech znachor nam pomoże!
Arash się poci jak wół, a nawet dwa!
Ojej ojej znachorze!
Pomogłeś jemu w porę.
Arasha zapach to coś jak zapach psa!

*wszyscy się kłaniają i schodzą ze sceny z minami kotków :meow:*

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*Hubert Urbański, of kors xD

piękna piosenka, prawda?
słuchajcie tego: [link]
i ś;piewajcie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wiem, że tylko osoby niezrównoważone emocjonalnie stawiają więcej, niż trzy wykrzykniki, ale jeśli szukacie osoby z ustabilizowanymi emocjami to trafiliście pod zły adres :XD:)
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~Aleyra Oct 1, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
Oła xD Ja se to z piostką zaś;piewałam :D Normalnie :rofl:
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*nanako87 Sep 8, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Omfg, to jest takie zajebiste az bluznelam w realu xDDDDDDDDDDDD EPIC WIN!!! I wiecej takich xDDDDD
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~UsuiPirika Sep 8, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
jeszcze są 4 piosenki w serii >DDDDDDDD mam zamiar tez je dać xDDDDDDD
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=Ikanu96 Sep 4, 2009  Hobbyist
LOOOL~~~! Jodłująca Annaa~!
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~UsuiPirika Sep 4, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
taaak! :la:
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~RubyF95 Sep 4, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
Dasz całą historię z tego Sopotu? XD (nie lubię Sopotu, od dzisiaj -.-)
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~UsuiPirika Sep 4, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
nie wiem, czy pamiętam jak to leciało.
ale mogę spróbować. musiałabym ściągnąć na komórkę tę muzę, a mam tylko 27 Meba na komie... >_>
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~RubyF95 Sep 4, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
27 meba?! ja mam... :O_o: A nieważne... ^^;
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~UsuiPirika Sep 4, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
ile masz?! xD
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~RubyF95 Sep 4, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
Pisałam- nieważne. Lub, żeby zaspokoić Twoją ciekawość- niedużo XDD
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